Asshoke 

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

Asshoke 

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

Asshoke by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

asshoke 

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

asshoke by jr15 October 20, 2009

Asshoke 

Inconsiderate, fuckboy, abusive, dumb, Male with inappropriate and unfair intentions to have a relationship with a female.

Wow John... you are a fucking inconsiderate asshoke!

Did you see that asshoke? Psh. What a fucking ass of a hoke he is...

Asshoke by i_have_bds April 26, 2019

Asshoke 

Someone who is so mean, to a whole other level. Most likely people named Sophie

You’re such an asshoke for spilling tea on my car

Asshoke by Slt4dnkn April 19, 2022

asshoke 

It's an asshoke from a small time, small thinking town that graduated from the local HS.

They are all asshokes, first class asshokes I made add.

asshoke by NotNoToDayLord June 15, 2023

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023