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A moron who is full of shit. Usually someone who professes to be an expert at everything, but in reality 1) knows very little, 2) has completely incorrect information, or 3) knows of nothing of interest to others (drivel). However, regardless of their lack of knowledge or of pertinent information, they feel compelled to talk ad nauseam about their selected topics. They usually find themselves to be an expert at just about everything.
"You are totally full of crap, you shitron." "Don't listen to Bob, he's a shitron, everything he'll tell you is wrong."
shitron by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.
The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.
Shitron by Esq.imo September 8, 2010
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An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico
Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod
Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021

ShitCongo 

The city formally known as Chicago
There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo
ShitCongo by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

Shitmont County 

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.
Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.
Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!
shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

shitmonk 

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.
How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.
shitmonk by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009