When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.
I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.