Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.

I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.

Starfished by Rsaint January 23, 2018

Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.

Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*

Starfished by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

Starfished by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.

Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"

Starfished by ryza77 May 1, 2007

Starfished

This was originated in the north east england, more specificly middlesbrough, back in the 1990's. the art of doing this foul move, involves the predator eyeing up his victim who is sleeping, then makes his move,only in stealth, one wrong move cud cost him his life, he observes his victim and waits to make the kill, patience is of the essence here,a good fisherman knows wen to go in for the kill, the victim opens his mouth in the sleep and the predator is in there like a shot, pants down...arse on his face wiv his balls...phwoar the adrenaline

"i left a cheesy shitty smell on your face whilst you were sleeping after my wonderful starfish"

"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"

Starfished by Andy Gray May 6, 2004

Starfished

The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.

Oscar: “you guys haven’t been starfished? My girl did it to me last week, never been happier”

Starfished by magicben March 6, 2022

starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018