Buguake 

(Pronounced like Boo-guac-key )

The act of dipping the tip of a penis in a bowl of guacamole (preferrably from chipotle) for a number of times until an ejaculatory satisfaction is met.

"Your 20 minutes late. Where were you?"

"Sorry I got some Chipotle and after the diarrhea I had some leftdover dip. So I tried to buguake but the chip crums were too sharp."

Buguake by playboy729 August 25, 2013

bugkake 

The coating of bug guts that nature spooges onto your windshield while travelling.

Damn it's hard finding a snow scraper in Arizona, but I needed one to clean all the bugkake off the windshield.

bugkake by Hal Briston October 11, 2015