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SOAP2DAY 

when your taking a bath and you want to suck on a dictionary but the only one you can find is the is the urban dictionary so you eat your dog then run to the vet to help your eaten dog but, in the middle of the road you remember you were in the bath so your naked in the middle of the street then you get hit by a truck, then die then a hot glue gun explodes.
Hmm how about a nice dictionary, CRAP IM HAVING SOAP2DAY
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Soapdayys 

The Gayest Mother fucker in the Universe, So Gay even Homosexuals HATE him.
Yo did u see that FAG Soapdayys at the GAY club last night? I left because I didn't want to look bad, and the traffic was so bad I guess everyone else left too.
Soapdayys by GodlyOne August 6, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026