Vlach

A rare disease in which a person looses all control of their vocal cords. It usually starts at birth and worsens until it reaches a crescendo slightly after puberty. Its a very rare and deadly disease that affects friends and family. Symptoms include likeliness to grow a beard as well as the inability to control curse words. If you know this disease keep them away from women you like because there is the slight chance they will yell it on accident, football games, and never at anytime let them go into movie theaters where women are wearing dresses!!!

The nurse had a stern and concerned look on her face when the doctor told her she had to tell the parents that their child had a case of the Vlach. The parent cried in agony for hours late after they found out.

Vlach by vlach123 January 10, 2012

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Bright Vachirawit

One of the most hottest, gorgeous, handsome, talented, athletic, and cutest bl actor in Thailand. Many known him as "Sarawat" from 2gether the series" acting together with Win Metawin as "Tine".

"A man like Bright (sarawat) is all i need."

"If I won't have my own Bright Vachirawit, better be single for the rest of my life."

Bright Vachirawit by ghxlxx_m June 7, 2021

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La Vache

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.

When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".

La Vache by crispymitchy December 12, 2022