Arsequeef

When you queef from your arsehole instead of your cunt

Alice: "holy shit I just ripped the most massive Arsequeef from my cunt"
Susan: "bro"

Arsequeef by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

assqueef 

The expulsion of air from a rectum after anal sex.
An assqueef occurs when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the rectum, and continues building up pressure, until audible release is inevitable. Note that an assqueef is not a fart.

Jerome coughed loudly to drown out his assqueef as sam pulled out.

assqueef by Master Funao July 4, 2006

Assqueef 

When someone farts on a male genitalia during anal sex

"dude I fucked this girl and an assqueef happened"

Assqueef by Queef666 June 28, 2022

Arsequences 

The inevitable result of an ill-advised vindaloo or night on the Guinness.

"I'd better just go for a chicken madras tonight. I've got to catch a train tomorrow so can't have any arsequences."

Arsequences by Rod Jones April 16, 2023