A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.

Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.

Glojob by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011

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GeoJank

Originated from GeoGuessr (root) and Janky. When something is crazy or out of the ordinary.

Kyle, what in the GeoJank is going on here?

GeoJank by The Tokyo Foundation June 30, 2023

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glenjanee

Glenjanee is a unicorn. There is only but one of her and you are most definitely lucky if she is your friend. They are always very fun to be around and extremely goofy people, with those she is closest to. She often puts the needs of other people before her own and because of this, she is sometimes unhappy. Her best friend is most likely an Abigail as people who alike tend to attract each other. Glenjanee is also a very musically inclined unicorn. She enjoys playing the violin, being a fat ass and loves food with a burning passion. She can be insecure at times but she is beautiful in every which way.

Damn my best friend Glenjanee really is the best person in the universe.

glenjanee by Glenjanee January 4, 2019

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Glenjamin

A name which adds a certain level of sophistication to the name Glen. Basically Glen but with some fancy garnish.

Some dude: "Hey, look at Glen, he looks so classy"
Some other dude: "Yeah I know right, he looks more like a Glenjamin to me now"
Some dude: "You know what, you're right, he definitely looks more like a Glenjamin"

Glenjamin by Swaggy Mcswaggyson April 14, 2021

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