Flurfing 

The act of flurfing is to flurf fine powder intoxicants to build mass and increase the appeal of said intoxicants.

Yo 'insert name' are you Flurfing that bag of chang or what?

Flurfing by bigbenjisom April 14, 2017

flurfing 

The act of giving someone a raspberry, normally on their back or stomach, usually with the intention of causing hysterical laughter.

Hear that hysterical laughter? That's Kat pinning Alex to the matress and flurfing her to death.

flurfing by Apex Chio May 15, 2007

flurfing 

Flirting online, ie flirting while surfing the web.

When I was flurfing last night, I registered myself to this new great singles website.

flurfing by Chris Meder April 25, 2004

flurfing

fishing while surfing.

i just went flurfing, i caught some fish AND some waves

flurfing by CCC33 March 27, 2026

fluffing the devil 

v. to enable one with ill-intentions.

Mike has really got to stop fluffing the Devil or the jackass VP's multi-channel, deep dive initiative will only get worse for us.

fluffing the devil by Slingblade October 23, 2013

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

fluffing a panda by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

fluffing my garfield by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004