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king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

assripper 

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD
assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022

Assdriller

A male who penetrates the anus of another being.

A term used for a gay person.
Man, you're so gay! I bet you love that assdriller to penetrate you any time!

Those villagers are all assdrillers. When you don't look they have sex with any animal they see!
Assdriller by Fukaface! December 17, 2010

assripper 

This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD
assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx September 2, 2022
adjective:
someone who is a complete idiot or jerk (or idiot jerk)

noun:
the act of testing the temperature of water with your butt
adj:
Wow! Vince was such an assdip at lunch.

n:
She didn't want to dive into cold water, so she did an assdip to see if it was warm enough.
assdip by Mr. Controversy April 17, 2009
Another way of saying the word asswipe. Usually only used by people that have a hard time pronouncing "w" sounds. People from the Middle East, Lebanon for instance, sometime pronounce asswipe this way.
The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.
The assripe that sits beside me at work never shuts the hell up.
assripe by ben_waballs December 14, 2008