IGerbil
noun
A PETA approved mechanical
gerbil meant to be inserted into one'
s rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple '
skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth,
GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
Someone hacked
Donald's IGerbil while he was addressing the judge and they jolted him with vibrations and electrical shocks until poor
Donald was jerking and gibbering like a vast palsied
lunatic, to the great amusement of the entire audience.