ktard 

ktard, k-tard (n):
Someone who regularly consumes mass amounts of ketamine to the point that they become permanently retarded. Ktards are known for being blissfully unaware of their surroundings and life in general. The only care about k and will stop at nothing to get their fix.

You can tell if someone is ktarded (high on k) by their blank stare, open mouth (tongue occasionally hanging out) and inability to walk, talk, move, comprehend, or do anything other than listen to drum & bass for hours straight.

Person 1: "Oh, my, God, look at Sally's nose. She is so definitely a ktard."
Sally: "Muuuuuhhh..."
Person 2: "SO definitely."

***

Man: "Hey Sally, suck my dick!"
Sally: "Wtf? No! I'm listening to some sick DnB, go away."
Man: "Come on Sally, I'll give you a vial"
Sally: "YES YES YES GULP"

ktard by ktarded December 13, 2009

Ktard Shuffle 

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.

Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.

Ktard Shuffle by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020

F'ktard 

An ugly kid who is in band and has the pale skin and is inbred suck up

i hates f'ktard he is so inbred

F'ktard by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

kardemomme 

The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.

Isak without Even is like toast without kardemomme.

kardemomme by philipshea November 23, 2016

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

Gooz Kardam 

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.

I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam

Gooz Kardam by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019

Kardokh 

A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...

First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get off the court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"

Kardokh by justanotherdayatwork July 3, 2021