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French exit 

To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.
Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...
French exit by mv74 March 14, 2009

French Exit 

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
French Exit by aric endre April 21, 2019

French exit 

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop
dude she wanted to french exit with me
French exit by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

French exit 

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
French exit by Approbate May 3, 2011

French Exit 

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife
John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.
French Exit by Capamerica50 November 14, 2017

French Exit 

When you cum in your partners mouth and they french kiss it back
Wife: Cum in my mouth
Me: Ok French exit it back to me
French Exit by ShrimpDick69 December 28, 2017