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a trill motherfucker from the streets of the D. slangin da crack and pimping the puss and representin real negros. or drunken suburban niglits.
Greg Adam: Yo, man...let's go get a fifth, hit a lick and go to dat bukkake party.
Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous
Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!!
Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon.
Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts?
Nick: sure, dude.

*police cum*

Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges.
Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!!
Nick: true, true
felon by detroitbukkakeman July 7, 2009
Guy#1 - hey did you see Taken with Angelina Jolie

Guy#2- yeah dude she's a FELON!

Guy#1- I know!
Felon by Manthatsdank July 17, 2009
ˈfelən/
A sick ass ( FIRME INDIVIDUAL) with no regards for human life or living organisms: Smooth talking , G-walking , Blasted up , Body Bagging , Psychopathic caniving Loco From La Colonia Industrialx3 . ˈ
noun
noun: felon; plural noun: felons
1.
a person who has been convicted of a felony.
synonyms: convict, crook, criminal, outlaw; More
malefactor, wrongdoer;
informalcon , chigon , Me, Hustler , Wise Business men , natural born leader, dictator ,transero , cut throat vato , organized cold calculating criminal, A Mañoso ,Maniaco , over achieving high self esteem brain washer .
Judge !! You can't be serious of letting this person go free ? He is a well known validated Felon . Judge Re: I can't hold him with no evidence against him .
Felon by ESE Garlen aka ESE Felon January 21, 2017
the ethnic alaskans are usually felons
extremely deck, word to describe one who kicks much ass

a greater variant of misdy
You're so felon!
felon by Felon Like Magellan Mary February 4, 2004
Felon, or Individual 1, is used as investigation reference.
felon by SarkyBastard December 12, 2018