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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019

Good Timezone 

A greeting for when you're speaking online, and don't know time the people who are reading it are at. Used as an alternative to Good Morning/Afternoon/Night.
1: I'm off to bed-- good timezone, everyone!
2: Good Timezone! Anyone have ideas on what I should eat for breakfast?
3: Good Timezone! I just had an AMAZING lunch.
Good Timezone by Koko Eternal December 17, 2020
At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).
Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.
Timon by daddygasm March 23, 2020

stinky timeout 

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.
Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.
stinky timeout by Devin W. January 5, 2009
Has an abnormally long dong
Damn, he has a Timon dong
Timon by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019
A beautiful, tall woman who exudes the exotic grace of the Pacific Islands. Timena's can be perceived as "snobby" at first, women often find her presence threatening, and men are in awe and can be afraid to approach her. However, this is only because she is shy, and her people skills can be lacking somewhat. When you know the true personality of a Timena, consider yourself lucky, for you have found yourself a loyal, hysterically funny, and fiercely protective friend.
Jill: That Timena is such a bitch.
Sylvie: Do you know her?
Jill: No, she just comes across that way.
Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny!
Timena by Mr.Talafoalagafola October 7, 2012