crockie 

Something that defines an idiot

She's Crockie bro

crockie by Chrissyco April 9, 2017

The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

crockerphilia 

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

crockerphilia by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

Crockenboosh 

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.

If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.

Crockenboosh by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015

Barry Crocker 

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

Barry Crocker by lostempire June 11, 2006

croakies 

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

croakies by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

Crocket 

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

Crocket by Go2 May 10, 2008