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Lead guitarist for thrash metal band Anthrax from 1983-1995. He left the band in 95 to persue his love for watchmaking and currently owns his own watch company, SpitzWatch. He briefly rejoined Anthrax in 2005 for a reunion tour of the classic Belladonna-era linep but left shortly after. Dan briefly played in Overkill before the days of Anthrax. He currently plays in his band DeuxMonkey. His brother is former Black Sabbath bassist Dave Spitz. Dan is known for being very short (5'1) which earned him the nickname, "Minitower". He played Jackson guitars (the Rhoads model) and had a infamous black model with green pinstriping and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stickers. He currently plays Paul Reed Smith guitars and has a custom made headstock through PRS. He played on Anthrax records Fistful Of Metal, Spreading The Disease, Among The Living, State Of Euphoria, Persistance Of Time, and Sound Of White Noise.
Dan Spitz lead guitar work in Anthrax is unique and he is never given enough credit. Anthrax Scott Ian Overkill Thrash Metal
Dan Spitz by thedude91 September 12, 2010
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026