Tasered 

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

Tasered by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

tasered 

To get incredibly messed up, drunk, shit faced, intoxicated.

This weekend I was completely tasered.

tasered by Lindsur December 25, 2007

Mentally tasered 

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.

John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!

Mentally tasered by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Teasered 

(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.

Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!

Teasered by Elysium9 December 23, 2008

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

tatered

To be hammered, incoherently drunk, having a good time...etc.

Tom was tatered last night.

tatered by Kate December 7, 2004