cocktion 

Cock action. Jacking-off, getting head, handjob, or sex.

What happened when you disappeared last night?
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!

cocktion by 88kaper January 5, 2011

Cocktion 

Cock options

I have no cocktions right now

Cocktion by NoCocktions April 11, 2021

Texas cocktion 

Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.

They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.

Texas cocktion by Alias intern September 19, 2025

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.

Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!

Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls

The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.

Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cocation

A vacation centered around doing a lot of cocaine.

Hey man, I just scored an eight-ball. How about a 3-day cocation to Yellowstone?
That sounds terrible.

Cocation by Timberhill October 26, 2010