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Reluctant Ninja 

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
Reluctant Ninja by sensei_RN May 14, 2009

downmarket debutante 

glorified, formal name for any trailer trash hussy, skanky crack whore or downwardly mobile street prostitute who feigns class, taste and style despite appearances to the contrary.
Courtney Love, if she wasn't a talented musician, singer, and songwriter, could be construed as a downmarket debutante.

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

Reluctant 

unwilling and hesitant; disinclined.
"today, many ordinary people are still reluctant to talk about politics"
Reluctant by IDK, June 6, 2017

delectat 

Latin verb for 'pleasing' as taught in the Cambrige Latin Course.
Latin: ancilla Grumionem delectat.
English: The girl-slave pleased Grumio.
delectat by delectat July 9, 2010
"An upper-class woman making her first appearance into fashionable society". It's a full-time job for a debutante to convince her parents she's as pure as royalty and chaste as a saint. In reality, everyone knows all the debs do is get fabulously drunk after!
"You walked up 5 flights of stairs in heels?!"
Duh! I'm a debutante
debutante by NotAllHeroesWearCapes February 8, 2019