When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

Penil Contortion by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

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Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

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Penal Colony Down Under

A country that is also known as Australia to many which was once a penal colony of the British but until today still act like a penal colony as the majority of people there are either convicts or racists.

Penal Colony Down Under should be the new name to refer to this country until they are ready to get their shit together to show kindness to people of different beliefs, races and skin colour.

1. The covid-19 has brought the worst behavior of the people in the Penal Colony Down Under. Asian looking people are targeted for hate crime on a daily basis.

2. The terrorist who murdered everyone in the mosque in Christchurch is from the Penal Colony Down Under. Many people have refused to name him, such should also be applied to his country that now has become the centre of racism in the world.

Penal Colony Down Under by ProHumanRace April 23, 2020

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