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Zombie Shot

When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!

Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
Zombie Shot by Dirty Top March 29, 2021
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Zombie shot

"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."

Kevin: "go for it bro."

Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."

Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
Zombie shot by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011

Nazi Zombie Shots 

A drinking game in which the player/players play Call of Duty World at War's Nazi Zombies. The object of the game is to survive as many rounds as possible while taking shots as according to the rules.

Please Drink Responsibly when playing this game.
Best if played with Vodka or Rum. Can be replaced with beer but a whole beer substitutes a shot.

Rules
1. Starting at round 10 the player/players may take their first shot and take a shot for each additional round.
2. Any time you upgrade a gun you take a shot.
3. Get the Ray Gun or Monkey Bombs take a shot (Even if before round 10 and if upgraded you get another shot)
4. WUNDA WAFFLE TAKE A SHOT! (Note you must say this out loud or you cannot take your shot!/You can take this shot even if it is before round 10 and an additional shot if it is upgraded)
Player 1: Dude we are on round 34, I've upgraded 9 guns, I've got two Ray guns, Wunda Waffle and the Monkey Bombs....Nazi Zombie Shots is Awesome!

Player 2: Dude thats like almost 40 shots how are you not dead!
Nazi Zombie Shots by Sakabato February 7, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026