A period of psychological stress occurring in the middle of the summer, triggered by the realization that summer is nearly over and you haven't done half the things you wanted to.
When Jake woke up one morning and saw it was July 26th, he went into a full-blown Midsummer Crisis.
"Did you hear? Jake's having a Midsummer Crisis."
"Poor bloke."
"Yeah, he's been raging the last five days trying torediscover June."
Girl:
Man, I'm really in love with Adam. But he is in love with Kristen. But she is in love with Jordan, and he loves her back!
Friend:
You guys have Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome.
When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.