Flagophilia

Noun.

Def:

1. An obsessional love of flags.
2. Placing the love of flags over the rights & needs of people
3. Sexual perversion in which flags are the preferred sexual object.

Concerned with the recent desire for everything to include flags as a distraction from real politics.

That Tory MP is a real flagophilia, did you see how many Union Jacks he had in his bedroom

Flagophilia by Flagshag March 23, 2021

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

Flidophilia by Kingguff January 14, 2015

flagophile 

An ultra-patriotic individual who sees their nation's flag as something sacred. The individual generally shows profound love for it through speech and displaying it ubiquitously to the point that others may think he or she has sexual feelings for it.

"You should have seen all the flagophiles downtown today."
"Yeah, it's Veterans' Day."

flagophile by AnarchoGrow March 16, 2012

frigophilia 

The urge to revisit a refrigerator every twenty seconds in the hope that something more appetising will somehow have materialised there in the meantime.

I'm getting frigophilia. I'm hungry, but not that hungry. Basically I'm bored.

frigophilia by Fearman March 4, 2008

fabophilia

characterized by being in love with all things fabulous.

Fabulous: Burberry, beautiful women, European men, jet-setting, wine tasting, French New Wave, catamarans and yachts, all things quaint or quintessential
Not fabulous: body oder, knock-offs, American culture, obesity, fast food that doesn't involve a humus or cheese plate and a bottle of Pinot Noir

A: "Is he a homosexual?"
B: "It's not that Sean is gay or straight, its that he's in love with all things that are fabulous."
A: "Fabophilia?"
B: "Exactly. He prefers wearing designer labels, driving the mercedes, and hates eating non-organic foods."

fabophilia by Dop.l.gang May 10, 2009

flatophilia 

Fetish for women with flat butts

That nigga got a bad case of flatophilia

flatophilia by djboogie April 20, 2016

Flagopheliac 

Someone who constantly reports someone for ever image posted and every swear word spoken.

Randomdude: Holy shit!

Flagopheliac: Reported.

Flagopheliac by Schizophrenic Unicorn February 26, 2011