Tripodding is the act of standing or wedging a phone on an erect penis so it is facing the desired way in order to take hands free selfies/ video calls
“My hands are hurting I’ll call later Chloe”
“Do some tripodding Josh it’s hands free”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).