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Hornof by Boomer Mans March 14, 2021
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Horcoffing
verb: Someone who got a sweet contract, collecting a big check without doing any work.
Since it's a legal contract, the person doesn't have to even pretend to work.
Since it's a legal contract, the person doesn't have to even pretend to work.
John ,at the end of the hall, is horcoffing all the way. I wish I was a horcoffer, I am working like a dog out there making way less money.
Other uses:
noun: Matt is a horcoffer. He is just waiting, doing nothing till the contract is up.
Other uses:
noun: Matt is a horcoffer. He is just waiting, doing nothing till the contract is up.
Horcoffing by dictionary guru April 14, 2010
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hornocopia
hornocopia by chiccie December 17, 2006
Hornificent
a) I didn't expect 'The Devil's Advocate' to be such a hornificent movie!
b) Hey, did you see Pam in her new dress? She looks positively hornificent!
c) Dave doesn't look like much, but he has hornificent abs. He was topless as I walked in on him testing out his new infrared goggles. Had I known what infrared goggles were for, I would not have stood there trying to act casual, as he watched the heat pulsing from my vulva.
b) Hey, did you see Pam in her new dress? She looks positively hornificent!
c) Dave doesn't look like much, but he has hornificent abs. He was topless as I walked in on him testing out his new infrared goggles. Had I known what infrared goggles were for, I would not have stood there trying to act casual, as he watched the heat pulsing from my vulva.
Hornificent by Caligula1234 September 27, 2009
hornfight
When two or more drivers can't physically argue with one another, the exchange is verbalized with their car's horns.
Example 1.
Driver A hesitates for a moment after the traffic light changes green, prompting Driver B to honk his horn. Driver A is offended because just as he was starting to move, that jerk behind him blew his horn, or as in some cases, Driver A simply doesn't like being honked at, so Driver A honks back. Driver B is offended because Driver A didn't have a right to honk back, so Driver B honks with sarcasm. Now, Driver A is really upset because usually by this time both cars are moving, and if possible, Driver B has pulled alongside Driver A to curse, flip the bird, etc., at that time becoming a roadrage, because in a genuine hornfight, no words or gestures are exchanged.
Example2.
Again, Driver A hesitates after the light has changed green. Driver D initiates the sequence with a long hard sarcastic honk, because Drivers B&C are obviously not paying attention either. After making Drivers B&C aware, they decide to lean on their horns, adding to the noise, infuriating Driver A, who honks his horn like a frothing madman because the anxious idiots behind him don't hear the siren on the emergency vehicle that he can see coming, to make the wise choice of letting it approach instead of bolting out in front of it, possibly causing an accident.
Driver A hesitates for a moment after the traffic light changes green, prompting Driver B to honk his horn. Driver A is offended because just as he was starting to move, that jerk behind him blew his horn, or as in some cases, Driver A simply doesn't like being honked at, so Driver A honks back. Driver B is offended because Driver A didn't have a right to honk back, so Driver B honks with sarcasm. Now, Driver A is really upset because usually by this time both cars are moving, and if possible, Driver B has pulled alongside Driver A to curse, flip the bird, etc., at that time becoming a roadrage, because in a genuine hornfight, no words or gestures are exchanged.
Example2.
Again, Driver A hesitates after the light has changed green. Driver D initiates the sequence with a long hard sarcastic honk, because Drivers B&C are obviously not paying attention either. After making Drivers B&C aware, they decide to lean on their horns, adding to the noise, infuriating Driver A, who honks his horn like a frothing madman because the anxious idiots behind him don't hear the siren on the emergency vehicle that he can see coming, to make the wise choice of letting it approach instead of bolting out in front of it, possibly causing an accident.
Hornophobe
Someone who has an uncontrollable fear of sexual situations ie a person that suffers from hornophobia. Hornophobes can be male or female, but most are female.
Bob: Wow that girl has has a really nice ass.
Jake: Yeah, I love it when they're nice and round like that but their still tight. She must workout often.
Rochelle: Oh my god! Did you just say something perverted again? Shut up SHUT UP! That is way too much info omg shut up!
Bob: . . . . ?
Jake: Don't be such a hornophobe. There's nothing wrong about sexual feelings. Just ignore her Bob, it's natural.
Rochelle: You guys like premarital sex, you're fucking sick! Why can't you just repress yourself like everyone else?
Bob: "To thine own self be true!"
Jake: Yeah, I love it when they're nice and round like that but their still tight. She must workout often.
Rochelle: Oh my god! Did you just say something perverted again? Shut up SHUT UP! That is way too much info omg shut up!
Bob: . . . . ?
Jake: Don't be such a hornophobe. There's nothing wrong about sexual feelings. Just ignore her Bob, it's natural.
Rochelle: You guys like premarital sex, you're fucking sick! Why can't you just repress yourself like everyone else?
Bob: "To thine own self be true!"
Hornophobe by Urban Hitchhiker September 25, 2005