Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

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heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

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Heismanned • heismannin • Theismanned • getting the heismann

Heismaned

Being blocked, or not being able to move forward

I am glad to see that I am not the only one being heismaned on this assignment

Heismaned by khazrn February 13, 2010

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Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

Theismanned by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019

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getting the heismann

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.

I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

getting the heismann by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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