Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

dongoloid 

Formed from "dong" (Danish for penis) and "mongoloid" (an archaic term for Down's Syndrome sufferers), it signifies somebody who is a total lamer.

"dude, you're a total dongoloid

dongoloid by Jeroen July 2, 2004

Dongoloid 

An absolute lad, usually a thicc boy, who will stick to your side and be your best buddy for a good long time. Works best on with some european connection

Man 1: My friend and I have known eachother for several years, we practically brothers
Man 2: He's a total Dongoloid

Dongoloid by NunyaBizzD July 18, 2018

Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

mongoloid patrol 

any bus or van full of retards

mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Kongoloid 

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.

Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.

Kongoloid by seabrook February 25, 2011

dingaloid 

A dumb person caught in the act of being dumb.

Tim: "Why is Bill hitting himself with a stick?"
Sara:"He's just being a dingaloid"

dingaloid by Ohteezy November 27, 2016