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brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.
You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.
brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019

brookstone 

place at the mall that has a bunch of really comfortable chairs and recliners ans stuff that i could sit on all day
i feel like being a lazy fuck for awhile lets stop by brookstone
brookstone by Not Jimi Hendrix September 9, 2004

Brookstoned

When an employee at Brookstone gets stoned before work to make his or her day more bearable.
Dude, where did all the snacks in the back go?
Man, I'm fuckin' Brookstoned.
Brookstoned by bensjammins June 18, 2011

Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu

A neighborhood with 50% bullies and crazy people disguised as adults; no life idiots, 20% good kind hearted people and 30% don’t give a fuck
The Brookstone Subdivision - Mont Belvieu has a bad reputation due to their Facebook page and unnecessary childish drama causes by a few residents.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026