VELVETINE 

The luscious and ever present hair of a Jeffrey.
Torso hair being plentiful and head hair being the ultra rarest of the velvetinw facility.

Jeffrey is covered head to toe in beautiful velvetine.

VELVETINE by RAZORS_SHARPIE January 30, 2021

velvetine rub 

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.

Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.

velvetine rub by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014

velvetiscake 

the best streamer. extremely funny. likes teeth.

Did you watch velvetiscake's stream last night?

velvetiscake by flyingfishh_ January 30, 2021

Iron Velvetleaf 

The persona of Cameron Thomas, when he's performing. Has more instruments than God.. Considered to be a 'Jesus of Guitar'

<Iron Velvetleaf was surrounded by ten girls last night!
>Why?
<Because I couldn't make my way across the room..

Iron Velvetleaf by bling(confessionsofaking) July 21, 2010

velveteen rub 

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.

She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.

velveteen rub by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.

That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.

Velveteen Muff by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007

velveteen rub 

When a woman with dentures removes the dentures to perform oral sex on a man. AKA a gum job or gummer.

That trailer trash skank I hooked up with last night popped her dentures out and gave me a velveteen rub!

velveteen rub by manormonkey? February 9, 2009