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Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

Invertebro 

Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS even when he defends Nazis.

Shamelessly stolen from the Twitter feed of @ohnoshetwitnt
Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros.
Invertebro by Shee-Ra August 16, 2017

Inverted Date 

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.
She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.
Inverted Date by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”