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Table Jew 

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.
When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.
Table Jew by korzib August 18, 2011

jew high table 

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.
The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.
jew high table by DeafMilk August 2, 2021

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026