Message Job 

placing the bullet in someone's body such that a specific message is sent to that person's crew or family; see through the eye, and through the mouth.

Message Gob, embre!!!...

Message Job by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

text message hand job by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

Massagejob 

When an agreement is made to give your wife/girlfriend a massage, with the anticipation of receiving a blowjob in return.

You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.

Massagejob by The Auroch July 26, 2018