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Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

posterize 

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.
posterize by j-la August 22, 2003

phatorize 

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.
When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.
phatorize by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010

Jaco Pastorius 

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003

posterized 

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.
posterized by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004

Posterized 

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.
French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
Posterized by Smitty69 February 19, 2013