masturbanger 

masturbanger: n. a strong emotion coupled by vigorous self gratification aroused by a real or supposed wrong.

His girlfriend's betrayal led him into a cycle of depression and uncontrollable masturbanger.

masturbanger by Twan Intarathuch January 18, 2004

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Masturbinge 

Masturbating as much as you can in a short period of time

“Yeah, man. My period is starting soon so i gotta masturbinge before it starts”
“Mood”

Masturbinge by Area Rug June 10, 2018

masturbagel 

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

masturbagel by nabel August 11, 2009

Facebook Masturbater 

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

Facebook Masturbater by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

masturbaters 

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.

-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)

masturbaters by Whatever April 6, 2005

masturbang 

When two people masturbate in the presence of each other and end up banging before climax

My girl and I love to masturbang! Our foreplay is the act of watching each other masturbate until we can't take it anymore and just have to bang.

masturbang by GlazeHer February 14, 2014