blastoising 

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

blastoising by PokeRage September 14, 2013

Blastoising 

After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”

Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”

Blastoising by Rocket82 April 7, 2019

Blastoising 

When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.

I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.

Blastoising by MajinMikey August 11, 2016

Blastoising 

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

Blastoising by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

Blastoising 

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

Blastoising by anonymous December 19, 2020

Blastoising 

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power

I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight

Blastoising by Jess223 April 16, 2024

Blastoising 

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.

Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.

Blastoising by BangalangMan February 1, 2025