Simpers
Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
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Simpers
A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.
Simpers by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020
Simper Saiyan
When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.
Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.
Simper Saiyan by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021
Simpery
Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
Simper Fi
faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".