Noun - a person with the sole purpose of bringing despair to individuals "living the American dream" by luring them into the abuse of illegal narcotics in a recreational manner that has them fooled to be socially acceptable.
"Hey did you know Martha had been secretly smokingmeth for two years before she was sent to rehab?"
"Yeah, I just found out. Ever since Jake came into her life she went on a downward spiral."
"Darn him, he just had to be a wreckulator."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.