Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

by General Boof January 4, 2021

Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.

Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite

by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020

Simpocrite

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite

Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite

by Zackgaming October 20, 2020

SIMPOCRITE

a person (usually a man) defending a woman who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc
MAY 5 2020, SIMPOCRITE WAS BORN on Rekieta Law Youtube Livestream.

The politician defending his wife for breaking quarantine laws that he imposed is a simpocrite.

by Mayyouliveininterestingtimes May 5, 2020

skipocrite

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.

Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).

by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010

Pimpocrite

A pimp who is hypocritical in that he is both a feminist and a pimp.

Blake is such a pimpocrite, he's fighting for women's rights and then he's slapping some ho's on the weekend.

by Nildro February 6, 2010

Simporita

The feminine version of “Simp”

That girl is being such a simporita!

by Zingyraindrop90 June 17, 2020