glumpci 

the plural form of glumptious; the act of multiple parties glumping upon oneself

Last night I went to the best glumpci of my life, they started eating at my glumptious tasty glumpie

glumpci by Oofgo October 20, 2020

glumpci 

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. glumpci

glumpci by Oofgo October 20, 2020

glumptious 

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

glumptious by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

Glumpkin 

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

Glumpkin by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

Glumping 

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

Glumping by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

glumpkin 

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

glumpkin by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

Glumpkie by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011