haired 

To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.

Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!

haired by Puffy January 16, 2004

Haired 

Haired: Another way to describe hair.

I am a straighted haired girl

Haired by Deathlyhaired November 19, 2011

Haired-over

Food or item that grows hairy like covering.

The only thing i found left in the fridge to eat was a (Haired-over) piece of chicken.

Haired-over by rozin December 27, 2010

haired out 

To pull out of a big wave while surfing or not commit out of fear.

Dude, that wave was so gnarly I "haired out".

haired out by ruben hart September 12, 2009

haired over 

A pussy that hasn't been fucked for a long time

Man, that bitch hadn't had sex for so long her pussy was haired over

haired over by smitty2012 August 6, 2011

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem

THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orange Haired Orangutan by Queef Richards March 10, 2018

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017