drunkposting

The act of engaging in online conversation on forums with other people while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Ben came home late from the party and was still wasted, he logged onto his computer and picked some fights on the forums. Ben was so juiced he was drunkposting.

Jill didn't really want to sleep with you, she was just drunkposting

drunkposting by joelpball123 October 12, 2009

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Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

Drunk Posting by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015

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drunkposting • drunkpooning • drunksting • Drunkvesting

Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.

Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.

Drunkvesting by FuLoRi June 24, 2016

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drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

drunkpooning by bdjj October 3, 2012

drunksting

Texting while your drunk.

Don’t mind me, I’m drunksting again.

drunksting by sky lizard March 1, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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