delision 

A state of delicious delusion, instigated by the sudden intake of too much food of superb taste.

After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.

delision by ialmostthewholepost October 16, 2013

Delision 

A theory that all foods have a different, yet particular temperature that they are most delicious at. Or, the rate at which food losses delicious(ness).

“Hot foods have a faster rate of delision” “Coffee’s delision point is 105°” “this soup is losing delision quickly.”

Delision by Harry Cochran September 20, 2020

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

tard fam delusion 

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

delusionship

a type of relationship where one person was delusional the whole time, and the relationship never really existed in the first place. it was all in their mind and delusions.

I never dated him, but I had a delusionship with him.

delusionship by emkitten4136 March 7, 2023

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)

A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing

B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome

A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday

B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius

Trump Delusion Syndrome by Panda suplex September 12, 2017

delusional 

Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.

Jon believes he is always right. He's delusional.

delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014