I was at the bar last night and walked up behind this hot chick with the most amazing ass but when she turned around she had a dognoggin.complete with zits and jacked up teeth
When spooning in bed with a partner, dognosing is pressing the glans of one's cold, flaccid penis to the small of their back and adjacent areas, preferably post-coitus and with a drop of urine/semen clinging to the urethral slit.
"Jorge got fired from that job at the orphanage."
"Really?"
"Yeah, the puppet show wasn't entertaining them enough, so he started dongniggin. They really liked the show until one of the kids got AIDS."
When your man pretends to sleep and starts snoring then denies “dognodding” when you ask him if he is sleeping. (Usually after being awake for long periods of time)
My man was up4days and dognodding, I thought he was pretending to sleep and he started snoring so I woke him up and he denied he was “dognodding” .