Jonesey 

Iowa's #1 stunna.

Hey, it's Jonesey!

Jonesey by Lebron James March 30, 2004

jonesey 

The aching feeling you get when deprived of precious nicotine.

God damn I'm feelin' jonesey, let's go for a smoke.

jonesey by Jonathan Cloots December 26, 2005

jim joneser 

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

keep up with the joneses 

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

keep up with the joneses by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

jonesy special 

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007

The Joneses 

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

The Joneses by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004