schmoo 

A fluid or gelatinous solid, usually thick and oozing as it seeps out of something that wasn't broke, but is about to get fixed anyway. May also refer to an electronical device which has decided to let the smoke out. Popularized by youtube personality AvE of bum fuck nowhere, Kanuckistan.

AvE, upon causing something to leak: "RELEASE THE SCHMOO!"

schmoo by bzacon March 13, 2017

schmoo 

When you don't know the words to a song, the word schmoo is used to replace the words that are not known. It can be abbreviated to 'sch' or add 'ey' to the end to give it more versatility.

The YMCA song: "YMCA! Sch sch sch sch schmoo schmoo. YMCA-A!

The Bubba Sparx song I found you, Ms. New Booty: "I found you, Ms. New Schmooey!"

schmoo by Notorious M.A.T. June 20, 2006

schmoo 

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

schmoo by Jon May 23, 2003

schmoo 

petname for a females most intimate bodypart

My schmoo is itching.

schmoo by denlilla May 29, 2008

Schmoo 

A pet name for someone you love or care for highly.

How was your day, schmoo?
You are such a schmoo

Schmoo by Isla1208 June 30, 2020

schmoo 

A balloon like toy that became a craze in the '50's. Schmoo's appeared in the cartoon series "Lil'Abner." They invaded the town.

I know this is ancient history to you, but a schmoo was a great toy, and fad. And if you don't care, I say screw you, schmoo.

schmoo by Joe Renzetti September 16, 2003

Schmoo 

Someone who is a massive party pooper that doesn't really care about others, just themself. They also think that they are a genius, and will occasionally say things like "hasta la pasta" or when asked what's up, they say "the sky". They also can't take a hint to save their life. There is a high possibility that they have worn a fedora at least once in their life.

"What a schmoo move."

Schmoo by Debora Johnson July 29, 2020