Definitions by bzacon

schmoo 

A fluid or gelatinous solid, usually thick and oozing as it seeps out of something that wasn't broke, but is about to get fixed anyway. May also refer to an electronical device which has decided to let the smoke out. Popularized by youtube personality AvE of bum fuck nowhere, Kanuckistan.

AvE, upon causing something to leak: "RELEASE THE SCHMOO!"

schmoo by bzacon March 13, 2017

RoR

Rigs of Rods: a soft body physics based vehicle simulator with support for driving, flight, and sailing. It offers a variety of functionality from multiple transmission types, offroading, flight and buoyancy mechanics, throttle-based hydraulics, advanced steering types fully-deformable beam-node structures and contactable sub-meshes for collision simulation.

Originally developed in France by Pierre Michel Ricordel (Pricorde), RoR was designed as an open source trucking simulator, depending on user generated content to stay interesting.

It's successor BeamNG.drive is a pay to play driving game in public alpha, thus far offering much less functionality and content than it's free-to-play counterpart.

Shane: "Are you playing that awful driving simulator again?"

Fred: "Shut up Fred, RoR is awesome, best physics of any game!"

Shane: "But it's not a game, there's no objective!"

Fred: "Who cares, I can independently adjust the friction coeff..."

Shane: "Exactly why it's not a game"

RoR by bzacon October 9, 2013