Someone that isn't even worthy of being called something that exists. Also can be used to call someone a loner. Not to be mistaken as 'Dissed'.
Spammer: "Make a wish, post this to 10 things, and look at ur hand lol."
Person: "Dumbass."
Person 2: "He's not even a dumbass. That's to kind. he just a dist."
"distance", abbreviated. much better usage in the sentence "way off in the dist". without the way off, it's basically...way off.
proper usage:
"yo bro hit me up"
"naw man my piece is way off in the dist"
or
"dude what's the matter with your results? this data is way off in the dist"
improper usage:
"the dist of the hypotenuse is 5"
"keep your dist!"
"smoke in the dist"
DIST - the act of dusting with a feather duster inserted in one's anus. Origin is a combination of FIST and DUST.
To the horror of the other patrons, Johnstuck a feather duster up his ass and began to DIST the countertop. "Oh my", he remarked "I thought you said social DISTING required"
I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.