The Talk 

The ultimate "OH SHIT" moment for teens across America. When the parents try to speak to their children about sex. However this is usually uneffective, since the teen usually has known for maybe years.

Son, it's time for... The Talk.

The Talk by Sleepyyawn June 21, 2011

the talk 

A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.

I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.

the talk by combat_rock November 24, 2003

The Talk 

a common thing for teens in America where parents talk to them about puberty,the reproductive system and sex. and sometimes birth control and STD. This is usually very awkward and they might already know this stuff, either from the internet or sex ed.

Uhh, my parents gave me the talk last night

The Talk by asdf1234456 April 29, 2021

The Talk 

An awkward conversation between a teenager and their parents about sex and puberty. This is usually pointless because most people get taught about sex via the internet or social interaction with peers. They do teach sex ed at school in most places, but similarly to 'The Talk', it is usually obsolete as the students don't learn anything new.

The Talk may have become pointless because of the that parents and schools tend to wait until the teen in question Is 14-15 which is far too old as by that age they are well aware. If the society was less afraid of the social taboo surrounding sex then this would be the case., Also, the talk tends not to go into detail on the social side of sex, only the scientific standpoint.

Parents: Ahh, (son/daughter), It is time for The Talk.

Teen: They already taught me about this at school.
Parents: (a bunch of vague nonsense regarding sex with no real information.)
Teen: You didn't teach me anything there, you should have just saved yourselves the embarrassment.

The Talk by KindaKnowledgeable June 5, 2020

The Talk 

1. (n) A conversation, normally extremely awkward and painful, between a parent and their offspring about sex. It tends to not really teach the kid anything other than DON'T talk to your parents about sex.

2. (n) a talk in which two people, generally of different sexes, discuss what they are in relation to each other, what they want from each other, and what they are going to do about it. Also awkward, embarrassing, and painful, but for different reasons.

1. My dad and I had The Talk last night. He figured it was about time, since I just started dating Sarah.

2. Emerson totally wants Bianca. It's rather sad. They should have The Talk so that he can move on.

The Talk by atadsadistic January 5, 2009

The talk 

Parents tell u ur balls are dropping

Son,you gettin the talk,

The talk by ALI a,bum bum de dum bum bum b September 28, 2018

The Talk 

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.

“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”

The Talk by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021